I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right
- donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
- shrek: get out me swamp!
- donkey: aww :/
college should be $25